Divorce Lawyers - Divorce Jokes
Our favorite divorce jokes:
- No husband has ever been shot doing the dishes.
- I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married, then it was too late.
- A little boy asked, Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married? And the father replied, I don't know son, I'm still paying.
Divorce lawyers usually offer free initial consultations. Expect a comprehensive explanation of the legal process, time required and
attorney fees charged. Ask all legal question you have. Attorneys expect new family law
clients to be curious and ask questions. When shopping attorney fees, inquire about fee retainers and
retainer agreements. A few divorce lawyers require nonrefundable fee retainers. Most divorce lawyers
bill by the hour and invoice monthly.
After hiring an divorce lawyer, all further contact pertaining to legal issues should diverted to
attorneys. As a practical matter, after filing for dissolution, parents with children often choose to continue
talking about their children and needs throughout the case. The decision is up to each parent, your attorney
will assist you to protect the best interest of your children. |
